Resolutions
More cartoons
Thursday
Champagne
‘Oh my God! Is this socialist champagne?’
Shooter
‘OK, buddy, I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer.’
Labels
‘I like to hang my washing so that the neighbours can read the labels.’
Smartphone
‘I’m sorry, Mrs Bell, but I’m afraid your son just isn’t very smart.’
Transformer
‘I don’t know which is the real me any more.’
Bank 5
Younger
‘Wow, look at that! If only I were two hours younger!’
Thursday
Nose
‘And what exactly is it about the new nose that you’re not happy with?’
Delivery
Snowman
Windows
‘He’s the best window cleaner I’ve ever had.’
Christmas Truce 2
Christmas truce
Clothes
‘Well, this is disappointing. I was hoping there’d be more clothes.’
Jeeves
‘What ho ho ho, Jeeves!’
Three Ships
‘You wait ages for a ship, then three come sailing in at once.’