Flocking
‘No, this is flocking. Stampeding is on the 29th floor.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Bamboo
‘So, that’s bamboo, bamboo, bamboo, bamboo, bamboo, bamboo. And for you, Sir?’
Bride
‘You may now sext the bride.’
Down
‘So can I put you down as holding us in slightly less contempt than the others, then?’
Pencil
‘Dad, what’s a pencil?’
Property 2
‘We thought about a conservatory but decided this would add more value to the property.’
Heaven 2
‘I know my expectations of heaven shouldn’t have been so high but this is ridiculous..’
Beans
‘Under present circumstances, a handful of beans for a dairy cow seems like a bargain, Jack.’
Nhs 5
Desert Island
Gentrification
‘This area has recently moved from being a dump to being an expensive dump.’
Thursday
Cartoonist
‘So, you’re a cartoonist — can you actually survive doing that?’
Jihadi
Bull
‘I appreciate you not wearing the red sweater this week, Doc.’
Wally
‘I’m just trying to find myself.’