List 2
‘What a great list! Have you considered a career in journalism?’
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Thursday
Farms
Alive
‘To be honest, usually both members of the couple are alive.’
Fantasy 2
‘Take no notice — he lives in a fantasy world.’
Mobile
‘Excuse Melanie, she’s come out without her mobile.’
Made
‘We were made for each other, Susan.’
Trolley
‘I’ve found you a trolley.’
Text 2
‘Hell, this is a dead spot, I’ll just tell you what I was going to text you.’
France
‘Oh yeah? Well, we used to walk to France for the weekend till you gang of weirdos started that messin’ about with the environment.’
Ethelred
Hashtag
‘So he’s @newborn123456. Does he have a hashtag?’
Calling
‘I’m calling to find out if you got my text about the email I sent regarding the letter I wrote...’
Vicar 8
‘Today’s text comes from…’
Thursday
Stick
Pooh stick
Isis
‘It’s a lovely day. Surely someone wants to come outside to fight?’
Pirates
‘The coast is clear, Cap’n, I think we’re safe to board her.’
Clowns 3
‘It’s wonderful to see them behaving naturally in the wild rather than being forced to perform in captivity.’
Statin
‘Before I begin, has everyone taken their statin?’
Promises
‘We need to be careful. It could be full of election promises.’