Election Night
‘We really don’t know which way it’s going to go.’
‘We really don’t know which way it’s going to go.’
‘Did the ice move for you?’
‘So, did you go on those clinical trials in the end?’
‘They all come over here claiming child benefit.’
Cows that produce long-life milk
‘I’m worried this plain packaging will put people off cocaine.’
‘They say we might get more interest from England if we rename it Cyclone Clarkson.’
‘It’s so unfair! All my friends are going to Syria. You won’t let me do anything!’
‘Obviously, accountants, solicitors, head teachers and other poor people use a different entrance.’
‘You’re suffering from a terrible postcode.’
‘What, another live person? Do you have any computers over there I can speak with?’