Krill
More cartoons
Thursday
Tv 7
‘I can’t stand Labour party electioneering. What’s on ITV?’
Magnet
Fridge magnet
Romance
Proposals
‘Oh, Malcolm — is this a raft of proposals?’
Addicted
‘We’re worried he may be addicted to online porn.’
Death Threat
‘We must remember to send the Johnsons a death threat.’
Earthlings
‘Do you ever wonder just what Earthlings look like?’
Oil 2
‘You’re right — oil on canvas.’
Smartphones
‘The problems started when we both lost our smartphones and had to talk to each other.’
Thursday
Fake
‘It’s a fake.’
Bus
Cream
‘I’ll have the cream tea – easy on the tea.’
Wok
Green 3
‘We can’t vote for her — she wasn’t locally sourced.’
Dagenham
‘They’re moving the production to the Far East.’
Neptune
Ipad 2
‘They have so much in common.’