Pay
‘I want to be a train driver when I grow up — depending on the pay and conditions.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Wigs
‘When you told me you wanted your day in court…’
Letting Agent
‘The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems.’
Countryside 3
Aliens 2
‘You can put your hands down, I’m just taking a photograph.’
Thursday
Think Tank
‘Let’s become a do tank!’
Trafficking
Son 2
‘The pack would like to talk to you about your new friend, son.’
Bucket 3
‘No, darling — it’s for filling with sand, not rattling at people for money.’
Stick Insect
Selfie stick insect
Lion 4
‘We’ve come out of the closet.’
Front Garden
Dinner Party
‘Oh dear, didn’t you bring your phone…?’
Wake 2
‘You’re supposed to be horrified to see me, not ask for a selfie.’
Nosejob
‘Isn’t it time you went out and got yourself a proper nose job?’
Thursday
Sea Side
‘No, you can’t text on it.’
Cricket Ground
‘He’ll never get in the England team playing like that.’
Downing Street
Blanket
‘He’s a shy pollster.’