Treated
‘Tim treated me like a little girl, so I shopped him to the police straight away.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Red Wine
‘Martin’s mindfulness classes have taught him to be aware of what’s going on in his body.’
Thursday
Toast
‘His passion for toast knew no bounds.’
Labour 5
‘How about 1985? That was a nice year.’
Drinks 2
‘We’ve got some Syrian refugees. It’s OK, they’re middle-class.’
Clash
‘Guy, guys — don’t you think your T-shirts clash?’
Cats 4
‘You know there’s cats in Africa...’
Palm
‘You can cross my palm with any of the major credit cards.’
Hearing Aid
Mammoth
‘Cro Magnon man up!’
Fancy Dress
‘Don’t panic — we’re on our way to a fancy-dress party.’
Drama 2
‘Curse this Ikea DVD storage unit.’
Isis 2
‘We can’t communicate with that guy, he’s an extremist nutter.’
Club 3
Memory 2
Seventeen tablets taken at different times throughout the day. It’s great for his memory
Thursday
Viking
‘You’re sure this is a good idea?’
Street 2
Cinderella 2
Baton
‘He’s so cute when he waves his baton.’
