Wheel 3
‘I think I’ve just invented “Top Gear”.’
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Thursday
Bullingdon
Seals
‘And there, folks, is a colony of common seals and also a couple of upper-class seals.’
Troy
Thursday
Pinocchio
‘Oh, Pinocchio! All that fuss about becoming a real boy — and now you want to be a girl!’
Wine
‘...whereas this one induces mild aggression followed by extreme soporiferousness.’
Wine 2
‘Life is a Cabernet, old chum.’
Wine 3
‘White wine cancelling red wine refers to stains, not breathalysers.’
Restaurant 4
‘Death by chocolate? Certainly, sir, coming up.’
Fashion
Baby 7
‘And this little piggy went — actually, you don’t want to know.’
Che
Rooftop
Tea Ceremony
‘Hurry up, woman — the rugby’s on in five minutes!’
Shops
Freak
‘Control freak.’
Food 6
‘Is everything OK? You haven’t photographed your food.’
Rough
‘I’m afraid Doreen and Frank are going through a bit of a rough patch at the moment.’