See
‘I see you having to make some important lifestyle choices.’
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Thursday
Publicity
‘There’s no such thing as bad publicity — until it acquires a hashtag and starts to trend globally.’
Pills
‘These will lessen the side effects from the pills you’re taking to reduce the side effects from those pills I prescribed to ease the side effects of...’
Bins 3
Food 7
'Do you know if the food’s any good in this place?'
Bakeoff 2
Manchester
‘They wouldn’t be where they are without their wealthy backers.’
Butcher 2
‘I’m vegan, but it was the only way I could avoid paying for a plastic bag.’
Skyline 2
The evolving London skyline
Price 3
‘You can’t put a price on something like that.’
Thursday
Nasa
‘Good.’
Robin Hood
‘Granted, you’re very popular with the poor, but can’t you see how you’re alienating the rich?’
Market
Hell 3
‘I’d appreciate you fixing the boiler quickly. It’s quite a big deal for us not to have heat down here.’
Die
‘Poor devil. Half-past eleven is far too young to die.’
Accident 2
‘Didn’t even one of you think of live-tweeteing the incident?’
Facebook 4
‘I’ve been unfriended by my imaginary friend.’
Labour 6
‘It’ll come in handy for soaking rich Martians.’