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‘I’m drinking to forget I’m not supposed to eat sausages.’
‘White or rosé?’
‘So was Mr Blair’s apology both full and frank?’
‘OK, it’s transgender, genderfluid, pansexual, genderqueer…’
‘Is he talking yet?’
‘Well... I can’t see any moles’
‘What’s a pen?’
‘I hope President Xi raises the issue of why we’ve been imprisoned here for so long.’
‘I wish you wouldn’t hitch your skirts up like that, Fiona, it makes you look like a right slag.’
‘Simon is becoming so violent during sex that I’m worried he may break the computer.’
‘Millions of people from all over the world got on terribly well with each other again today…’
‘What’s this Eurocentric crap doing on my desk?’
'Let’s go somewhere else — this place has turned into a hipster hangout.'
'Sigh. One of these days we'll come home to find they've had a wild party.'
‘Please like me and share me.’