Cinema
‘I’m not wasting my money watching that, I’ll download it illegally on my iPad.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Advent
Defence 3
‘They’re full of money.’
Newspaper 4
‘What about Caterpillar tracks?’
Hmv 4
Office 2
‘Good work, Collins! The bollocking I gave you yesterday has had 10,000 hits on YouTube.’
Thursday
Corbyn
‘There’s a call for you to observe a year’s silence.’
Trick
Spies 2
‘On the internet, nobody knows you’re GCHQ.’
Demonstration
‘I’m incredibly tired and apt to make mistakes.’
Thursday
Telly 3
‘The John Lewis advert seems to start earlier every year.’
Funeral 2
‘There’s a rumour going round it was murder.’
Rememberance
Dinner Party 3
‘Hi! Oh, nothing really, just socialising.’