Colouring
‘When you’ve finished your colouring-in would you mind resuming the parental role?’
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Thursday
Sprat
‘...his wife would eat no lean, no dairy, no grains, no wheat, no gluten, no soya, no lactose, no refined sugar, no nuts, no yeast, no...’
Backhander
Problem
Angel 2
‘You are 27,345,004th in the queue, please hold.’
Superfood
Pirate
‘I’m looking for a hook-up.’
Look Left
‘Is this something to do with Corbyn?’
Oxford
‘We razed the university to the ground, just to be on the safe side.’
Thursday
Duck
‘This duck’s a bit rubbery.’
Locum
‘I’m on strike so a locum will have to make my mistakes for me.’
Drone 8
Miller
‘And now Glenn Miller’s Not In The Mood.’
Skyline 3
‘I remember when all this was skyline.’
Legacy: Nonsense 1
‘Honestly, some of the nonsense they expect you to fall for!’
Screening
‘Sorry, retinal screening is next week.’
Youth 2
Tate
‘You any idea where they keep the art in this place, Geoff?’
Dracula 2
Drink 8
‘We aren’t drinking anywhere near enough for our age!’