Old Men
Product recall
More cartoons
Thursday
Cinema 2
‘The whole film just stank of whitesploitation to me’
Poundland
‘Bloody inflation!’
Storm 2
‘Don’t worry, it’s only a Twitterstorm — it’ll blow over in no time.’
War 2
‘Quick, War and No Peace is on.’
Radical
Drone 9
‘It’s a new drone for campaigns that require boots on the ground.’
Tap 2
Thursday
School 8
‘He’s nine, but teacher says he has a radicalised age of 13!’
Wireless
Wireless birds
Pub 6
‘Winning the National Lottery wouldn’t change me — I don’t check my tickets.’
Runners
‘Are you taking performance-reducing drugs?’
Betting 2
‘The bloody women tennis players are demanding equal bribes to the men.’
Airfix
Relate 7
‘He’s lost all interest in sticks.’
Alice 7
Alice in Cineworld
Mausoleum
‘My ancestors — the box set!’
Thursday
Mermaid
‘Don’t you hate it when a siren goes off next door and there’s nothing you can do about it?’
Taste
‘Bit of an anomaly. I’ve just been told there’s no accounting for taste.’