Jihadis
‘I really think that if we’re going to make this work it will need your full attention.’
Panama hat
The man who didn’t have a tax haven and paid all his tax demands in the UK
‘He was stabbed trying to turn off The Archers.’
‘If that’s an EU pollster, tell them I’m “out”.’
‘That is not a “soggy bottom”. That is a “derrière humide”.’
‘I remember when all this was mud.’
‘We’re same-sex but we thought we could adopt.’
‘It’s now more mature than the people using it.’
‘I’m Roger the replacement bus service.’