Do You Ever Feel Like Youre Stuck In A Rut
‘Do you ever feel like you’re stuck in a rut?’
‘Do you ever feel like you’re stuck in a rut?’
‘But surely the cost of my yacht is allowable? I need it to access my offshore accounts.’
‘I refuse to share a platform with you!’
‘Got any red tape?’
‘I’ve called him “Brexit” so that everyone’s afraid of him.’
‘I’ve got obituary writers’ cramp!’
Trump comeback
‘Sorry, we’re going to have to lose the corgis.’
‘Know what I miss? The endless blazing rows over who drinks and who drives.’
‘They’re changing the rules.’
‘Have you seen the McMuffin Man, the McMuffin Man...’
‘I’m happy to announce the £3, I gave you last week.
‘The cake!’
‘Hmm… it’s OK. Do you have one in uranium?’
‘Careful, Darling —it’s high in salt.’