Radio 2
Claude Monet could see things in ponds no other artist could see
‘We’re going to have to recruit some right-wing luvvies.’
‘If you don’t behave, I’m sending you out of your room.’
‘Every bear that ever there was? Maybe I should have cut more sandwiches…’
‘The audience just pulled out.’
‘I’m sorry, but we don’t allow second homes.’
‘I represent Jeremy Corbyn’s new kinder, more respectful politics.’
‘That’s all I am to you, isn’t it — a chocolate substitute.’
‘The child lock is to prevent access to Sats tests.’
‘Death, War — meet Brexit.’
‘This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.’
‘It’s hard not to get carried along by it all!’
‘And then, to make matters worse, you put the apple core in the wrong bin.’