Mondrian
‘Watch out for that guy — he looks like a player.’
‘He puts the fear of Brexit into me.’
‘One day I’ll be rich and famous and someone will do my texting for me.’
‘Watch out for that guy — he looks like a player.’
‘Ahh… now I can taste the wool of bat.’
The Queen at 90
‘We want him to be famous, so we took out an injunction so he can’t be named.’
‘This is a safe space in which to be politically incorrect.’
‘I do wish Robin wouldn’t text me when he’s drunk.’
‘No one left and no one came — I blame the fare rises.’
‘So, how did you manage to get a box at the anti-corruption conference?’
‘I think the dog wants to go out.’
‘Emily’s boyfriend is old-fashioned. He sends her pictures of his face.’