Bat Helmet Pads Can We Turn Over And Watch The Cricket
‘Bat, helmet, pads… can we turn over and watch the cricket?’
‘Bat, helmet, pads… can we turn over and watch the cricket?’
‘I’m sorry if I said anything inappropriate — I thought I was online.’
Alice in — or out — of Wonderland
‘Fancy a tumultuous relationship?’
‘Tinnitus, you say?’
‘And if you listen carefully you can hear another boat carrying migrants…’
‘You’ve got low fat spread.’
‘Your shirt-pulling is preventing me diving.’
‘I knew I shouldn’t have shared a platform with you.’
‘I see my dad as a roly-poly model.’
‘Is your partner responsibly sourced?’
‘It’s from Reader’s Digest — I may already have been awarded the Victoria Cross!’
‘I suffer from Attention Deficit Dis...order me a cappuccino’
‘OK, I’ll swing by.’
‘It’s high time he made way for a younger teddy bear.’