Were Not Playing Games Here Margaret Whats The Secret Of Your Light Fluffy Sponge
‘We’re not playing games here, Margaret — what’s the secret of your light, fluffy sponge?’
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Thursday
Im Not Racist But
‘I’m not racist, but…’
You Didnt Lose Because You Didnt Get Your Message Across You Lost Because You Did Get Your Message Across
‘You didn’t lose because you didn’t get your message across, you lost because you did get your message across.’
Thats Outrageous He Hasnt Banned Women
‘That’s outrageous! He hasn’t banned women!’
Im Going To Turn This House Into A Barn
‘I’m going to turn this house into a barn.’
I Dont Normally Manage To Go This Far On A First Date
‘I don’t normally manage to go this far on a first date.’
Thursday
I Do But I Have To Say I Was Undecided Right Up Until The Last Moment
‘I do — but I have to say, I was undecided right up until the last moment!’
It Aint Over Till The Thin Lady Sings
‘It ain’t over till the thin lady sings.’
The Paella Photographs Really Well
‘The paella photographs really well.’
Books Have You Tried The Charity Shop
‘Books? Have you tried the charity shop?’
Goths
I Want To Be Run By My Parents Not Some Unelected Head
‘I want to be run by my parents, not some unelected head!’
And Over Here In The Corner Is What We Refer To As The Devils Rejects
‘And over here in the corner is what we refer to as “The Devil’s Rejects”.’
Youve Missed Out All The Lgbt Stuff
‘You’ve missed out all the LGBT stuff.’
Youll Have To Speak Up Im Hard Of Hearing
‘You’ll have to speak up — I’m hard of hearing.’
Thursday
Oh Hi Yeah Im Good
‘Oh, hi, yeah, I’m good.’