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Thursday
And Ill Tell You Who Else Keeps Calling Me A Dreadful Gossip
‘…and I’ll tell you who else keeps calling me a dreadful gossip…’
The Only Survivors Will Be Cockroaches And Jeremy Corbyn
‘The only survivors will be cockroaches and Jeremy Corbyn.’
I Like To Think He Chose Me Because Of My Markings
‘I like to think he chose me because of my markings.’
Actually Im A Huge Fan Of Nicola Sturgeons
‘Actually, I’m a huge fan of Nicola Sturgeon’s.’
Todays Guest Dog Is Someone Whos Had Lots Of Experience In Tackling And Apprehending Assailants
‘Today’s guest dog is someone who’s had lots of experience in tackling and apprehending assailants.’
Its Probably Trying To Discoverwhich Planet Our Politicians Live On
‘It’s probably trying to discover which planet our politicians live on.’
And Heres The Company Car We Promised
‘And here’s the company car we promised.’
Thursday
Me Too I Remained In Bed
‘Me too! I Remained in bed.’
Tory Leader Labour Leader England Manager
‘Tory leader? Labour leader? England manager?’
What Do You Mean Theres No Going Back
‘What do you mean, there’s no going back?’
Youll Have To Excuse Malcolm He Was Brought Up By Anteaters
‘You’ll have to excuse Malcolm — he was brought up by anteaters.’
Tennis 4
Quick His Mobile Phone Battery Has Run Out
‘Quick — his mobile phone battery has run out.’
My New Rich Boyfriend Is Dropping The Kids Off At School
‘My new rich boyfriend is dropping the kids off at school.’
No More Think Of The Obese Millions
‘No more! Think of the obese millions!’
Glastonbury
He Crossed The Road To Get To The Other Side He Got To The Other Side All Right
‘He crossed the road to get to the other side.He got to the other side all right.’