Youre Not Getting Enough Sunshine
‘You’re not getting enough sunshine.’
‘You’re not getting enough sunshine.’
‘Remind me —does the selfie stick go round to the left or right?’
‘There’s another one of Roger going online to find the cheapest deals.’
‘And they all lived happily ever after. End of.’
‘So we’re all agreed — consensus politics is over.’
‘Now if you could walk along the line, the suspects will each wolf-whistle at you.’
‘Oh no, Pokémon Go is down. Now I’ve got nothing to look at.’
The chicken that helps other people cross the road.
‘There’s been a change of plan. We’re going to need two venues…’
‘Come on, kids! Who wants to play with Grandad?’
‘All that screaming and bawling. How’s the baby going to put up with it?’
‘Forget the coup — they don’t work.’
‘Phone charging, iPad charging, razor charging, screwdriver charging, car battery...’
‘While you were in the kitchen, Theresa May resigned over a sex tape and I was asked to form a government.’
‘What a performer — he’s stilts on stilts!’