I Wanted To Climb Up The Spout But The Labour Partys Up There
‘I wanted to climb up the spout but the Labour party’s up there.’
‘I wanted to climb up the spout but the Labour party’s up there.’
‘I guess, when this was built, that was gender-specific enough.’
‘How much web traffic do you generate?’
‘I thought I’d left home with my fold-up bike.’
‘Darling, I was busy running the country. No, honestly, it’s true. Please believe me and unlock the door…’
‘I’ve invented the product recall.’
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‘Sorry about the plates — we’re right out of wood and slate.’
‘Take me to your leader.’
‘David Cameron would have given them a peerage.’
‘I like to leave the kids to their own devices.’