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And Just Before The Dawn Chorus You Can Sometimes Hear Chief Executives Waking Working Out And Chatting With Their Trainers
‘And just before the dawn chorus you can sometimes hear chief executives waking, working out and chatting with their trainers.’
Oh Pretty Quiet Here And You
‘Oh, pretty quiet here. And you?’
Thursday
Hes Practising Mindfulness Or As It Used To Be Called Taking A Nap
‘He’s practising mindfulness or, as it used to be called, taking a nap.’
Newspaper Picture Editors Get The Exam Result Photos They Wanted
Newspaper picture editors get the exam-result photos they wanted
And For Your Information I Dont Spend My Days Just Swanning Around
‘And for your information I don’t spend my days “just swanning around”.’
Looks Like A Terrorist Plot Sir
‘Looks like a terrorist plot, sir.’
If The Wife Rings You Havent Seen Me Right
‘If the wife rings, you haven’t seen me – right?’
The Other Robots Dont Like You
‘The other robots don’t like you.’
Are We Nearly There Yet
‘Are we nearly there yet?’
Dog 12
Great Innit Being A Sporting Superpower
‘Great, innit, being a sporting superpower?’
Theme Sure We Got A Theme Its Beer
‘Theme? Sure we got a theme. It’s beer.’
When I Suggested You Write Your Dream Bucket List I Hoped It Would Be A Lot Of Foreign Travel
‘When I suggested you write your dream bucket list, I hoped it would be a lot of foreign travel.’
Kids Blow Up Very Early These Days
‘Kids blow up very early these days.’
I Wonder If The Same Technology Could Be Used For The Labour Party
‘I wonder if the same technology could be used for the Labour party?’
And Then I Met A Dyslexic Tattooist
‘And then I met a dyslexic tattooist.’
Thursday
Fairs Fair They Get The Minimum Wage We Get The Max
‘Fair’s fair – they get the minimum wage, we get the max.’
Thats All The Sport For Now Time To Catch Up On The News
‘That’s all the sport for now — time to catch up on the news.’