Im Switching Banks
‘I’m switching banks.’
‘I’m switching banks.’
‘I like the flexibility that a secure job and a decent salary give me.’
‘We will kill all infidels except for David Cameron.’
Unthinkable
‘It must be terrible for David Cameron to be written off as a failure.’
‘The award for best bare chest in a drama goes to…’
‘It was worrying about statins that caused his heart attack.’
‘Not now, Dear, I’m colouring in my tax return.
‘You want to drive up the arse of the car in front for about a mile then cut across two lanes without signalling and take a left at Bandford traffic lights.’
The Poet Lorryhat
‘“Brexit.” It means “Brexit”.’
‘I really enjoy cooking — depending on who’s doing it, of course.’