Its Next Doors Bloody Drone Again
‘It’s next door’s bloody drone again.’
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Thursday
Thursday
Bayeux
Barbarians
The Prisoner Is Complaining That The Prison Uniform Makes Him Look Fat
‘The prisoner is complaining that the prison uniform makes him look fat.’
I Dont Know Much About Arse But I Know What I Like
‘I don’t know much about arse but I know what I like.’
I Must Stop Checking My Messages In The Middle Of The Night
‘I must stop checking my messages in the middle of the night.’
Before I Talk To Him Check Him For Migrants
‘Before I talk to him, check him for migrants.’
Ill Take It
‘I’ll take it!’
Cant You See Im Running A Start Up From This Table
‘Can’t you see I’m running a start-up from this table?’
What Do You Mean Were Typical Middle Aged Men In Lycra
‘What do you mean, we’re “typical middle-aged men in lycra”?’
I Thought You Put Him In Here
‘I thought you put him in here!’
Thursday
I Cant Afford A Tip But Youre Welcome To Any Of The Leftovers
‘I can’t afford a tip, but you’re welcome to any of the leftovers.’
I Got Top Marx
‘I got top Marx.’
How Many Times Have I Told You Blondes In The Grey Basket Gingers In The Brown
‘How many times have I told you? Blondes in the grey basket, gingers in the brown!’
Heard Any Good Hate Crimes Lately
‘Heard any good hate crimes lately?’
Least Said Texted Emailed Tweeted Facebooked Blogged Instagrammed Soonest Mended
‘Least said — texted, emailed, tweeted, Facebooked, blogged, Instagrammed — soonest mended.’
Which One Said That Neil Or Stephen
‘Which one said that — Neil or Stephen?’
Bbc 8
My Dad Only Agreed To Let Us Go On This Date If He Could Follow Us With A Drone
‘My dad only agreed to let us go on this date if he could follow us with a drone.’