Calm Down Its Only My New 3 D Tattoo
‘Calm down – it’s only my new 3-D tattoo.’
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Thursday
Statistics Suggest An Eu Migrant Will Get The Job
‘Statistics suggest an EU migrant will get the job.’
Rodin
The Sausages Are Woefully Underseasoned Crying Out For A Jus
‘The sausages are woefully underseasoned – crying out for a jus.’
Bloody Migrants Goin Away Leaving Us These Jobs
‘Bloody migrants, goin’ away, leaving us these jobs…’
Fiver For Your Thoughts
‘Fiver for your thoughts?’
Youll Like Him Hes A Scream
‘You’ll like him — he’s a scream.’
Is Every Programme About Food Nowadays
‘Is every programme about food nowadays?’
Thursday
Pick A Brexit Any Brexit
‘Pick a Brexit, any Brexit…’
Football 4
His Thyroid Is Fine But Everything Else Is Underactive
‘His thyroid is fine, but everything else is underactive.’
He Does Like A Tidy Garden
‘He does like a tidy garden.’
In My Day They Were Called Orgies
‘In my day they were called “orgies”.’
Programme
Social Media Has Opened Up Some Exciting Opportunities To Correct Peoples Grammar
‘Social media has opened up some exciting opportunities to correct people’s grammar.’
Car 3
Typical Bloody Deutsche Bankers Reserving The Best Spots
‘Typical! Bloody Deutsche Bankers reserving the best spots!’
Bar Snacks
Theyve Certainly Changed Since They Inherited The Earth
‘They’ve certainly changed since they inherited the earth.’
Submit Zero Tax If You Must But Id Scrub So That Makes Me Smart
‘Submit “Zero tax” if you must, but I’d scrub “So that makes me smart”.