What Do You Mean Asking For A Kiss Isnow Considered A Hate Crime
‘What do you mean, asking for a kiss is now considered a hate crime?’
‘What do you mean, asking for a kiss is now considered a hate crime?’
‘I’m sorry if I called out the wrong user name for you in the middle of all that.’
‘Stop picking your nose.’
‘For what we are about to download...’
She stoops to conker
‘I’m a supporter of very hard Brexit.’
‘Oh no! We’ve wandered into killer clown territory.’
‘Outstanding sermon, vicar — would you be prepared to take a drug test?’
‘He’s invented the Samsung phone.’
‘It’s a lack-of-personality cult.’
‘These Ukip leadership contests are getting out of hand.’
‘I can’t decide which of them is unelectable.’
‘A tenner says we’re not affected by gambling ads!’
‘Very dull and uneventful school newsletter this year… absolutely none of my old pals have snuffed it.’
‘You can see the real me on YouTube.’