No Thanks Mum Brought Us Up On Quinoa Chia Seeds And Kale
‘No thanks — Mum brought us up on quinoa, chia seeds and kale
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Wednesday
I Sentence You To Two Weeks At Center Parcs In The Middle Of August And May God Have Mercy On Your Soul
‘I sentence you to two weeks at Center Parcs in the middle of August, and may God have mercy on your soul.’
Thursday
Its Called Sushi Mlord
‘It’s called “sushi”, m’lord.’
Selfie 13
Nobody Expects The Spanish Acquisition
‘Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition.’
Dummy
I Think Im Becoming Reality Intolerant
‘I think I’m becoming reality intolerant.’
Bloody Social Birdboxes
‘Bloody social birdboxes!’
Damn Thats Not Roadkill Thats A Toupee
‘Damn, that’s not roadkill... that’s a toupée.’
Track
Thursday
Terrorism Or Brexit
‘Terrorism or Brexit?’
All They Ever Do Is Go On About Our Legs
‘All they ever do is go on about our legs!’
Your Father And I Would Like To Stop Having Custody Of You
‘Your father and I would like to stop having custody of you.’
And Has The Jury Reached A Verdict
‘And has the jury reached a verdict?’
Coming Up On Newsnight How Sexist Was Legs It
‘Coming up on Newsnight — how sexist was “Legs-it”?’
