Oh Theres Plenty Of Beds But All Our Nurses Have Gone To Work At Tesco
‘Oh there’s plenty of beds, but all our nurses have gone to work at Tesco.’
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Thursday
Dont Bother With The Knives Theyre Already Out
‘Don’t bother with the knives, they’re already out.’
Ive Updated My Tablet
‘I’ve updated my tablet.’
My Husbands Disappointed He Didnt Realise This Cruise Was Called Pilates Of The Caribbean
‘My husband’s disappointed. He didn’t realise this cruise was called Pilates of the Caribbean.’
Your Fathers Switching Energy Supplier Again
‘Your father’s switching energy supplier again.’
Thursday
This Vapers Incredibly Realistic It Even Gives You Cancer
‘This vaper’s incredibly realistic — it even gives you cancer.’
Folies
How Romantic A Candlelit Dinner For Two
‘How romantic — a candlelit dinner for two.’
Contract Advance Film Rights
‘Contract… advance… film rights…’
Its All About Jobs The Economy The Nhs Immigration Social Services The Police Energy Prices
‘It’s all about jobs, the economy, the NHS, immigration, social services, the police, energy prices…’
You Know Among Women We Dont Actually Consider That A Superpower
‘You know, among women we don’t actually consider that a superpower.’
This Is The Device That Will Be Taking Over Your Job
‘This is the device that will be taking over your job.’
Bloody Brexit
‘Bloody Brexit!’
From Now On You Must Issue A Trigger Warning Before You Can Call Anyone A Snowflake
‘From now on you must issue a trigger warning before you can call anyone a snowflake.’
Thursday
I Cant Afford A Shepherds Hut
‘I can’t afford a shepherd’s hut!’
Does Anyone Have Any Questions For Me To Avoid
‘Does anyone have any questions for me to avoid?’
Im Thinking Of Standing Down As A Voter
‘I’m thinking of standing down as a voter.’
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