Signs
‘I’m from Tunbridge Wells.’
‘I’m from Tunbridge Wells.’
‘Have you tried never speaking to each other again?’
‘I’m sorry, do I know you?’
‘He should never have bought those Wimbledon strawberries.’
‘You don’t look a bit like your profile photograph.’
‘Man trapped in woman’s body, meet woman trapped in man’s body.’
‘That racket is the dawn chorus.’
‘There’s amazing footage of Theresa May surviving.’
‘It’s scary how the young have been affected by Jeremy Corbyn.’
‘…or as it’s known locally, the plotting shed.’
‘Not only are they fattening — they’re also homophobic.’
‘He’s socially awkward but brilliant in his field.’
‘OK, are you ready? I’m going to switch on the news.’
‘I’m hoping to get a glimpse of the legendary Ruth Davidson.’