The Beer Costs The Same We Just Dont Talk About Trump
‘The beer costs the same – we just don’t talk about Trump.’
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Thursday
All Our Ambulance Crews Are Busy At The Moment But Please Stay On The Line Your Heart Attack Is Important To Us
‘All our ambulance crews are busy at the moment but please stay on the line — your heart attack is important to us.’
Seoul
‘I hear tensions are running pretty high in Cromer tonight.’
Your Billing Address Is That The Same As Your Cooing Address
‘Your billing address — is that the same as your cooing address?’
Moment
‘What was your favourite Robert Peston moment?’
Web
‘It’s nice to get away from all the abuse on Twitter.’
I Hear The Streets Are Paved With Gum
‘I hear the streets are paved with gum.’
My Names Captain Haddock Im A Famous Alcoholic
‘My name’s Captain Haddock. I’m a famous alcoholic.’
If Youre A Private Patient Youll Probably Want To Smile As You Go Through The Scanner
‘If you’re a private patient, you’ll probably want to smile as you go through the scanner.’
Thursday
Bridge
I Say We Go Somewhere Less Crowded Next Year
I say we go somewhere less crowded next year.
Art And English A Level Have You Thought About Becoming A Tattooist
‘Art and English A-level… Have you thought about becoming a tattooist?’
Kid
‘He needs his five-a-day.’
Bar 13
Are You Sure These North Korean Eggs Are Safe
‘Are you sure these North Korean eggs are safe?’