Lets Hope This Celebration Of Chocolateisnt Hijacked By Religion
‘Let’s hope this celebration of chocolate isn’t hijacked by religion.’
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Wednesday
Excuse Me Would You Mind Complaining About Our Phones More Quietly
‘Excuse me, would you mind complaining about our phones more quietly?’
Thursday
Pet 3
Relax The Novichok Will Get You Before The Cyber Attack
‘Relax – the Novichok will get you before the cyber attack.’
And Your Partner Is He Locally Sourced
‘And your partner — is he locally sourced?’
Ill Take Those Three
‘I’ll take those three.’
We Want It To Make Up Its Own Mind
‘We want it to make up its own mind.’
As You Can See Gerald Here Is Deeply Religious
‘As you can see, Gerald here is deeply religious.’
Thursday
Ive Invited My Parents Over To Make Them Feel Guilty
‘I’ve invited my parents over to make them feel guilty.’
Not The Peter Rabbit
‘Not THE Peter Rabbit?!’
A Final Request Can I Check My Phone One Last Time
‘A final request? Can I check my phone one last time?’
Condiments
If Youre Going To Identify As A Woman Can You At Least Make A Bit Of An Effort
‘If you’re going to identify as a woman can you at least make a bit of an effort?’
Mum Dad Whats Civilisation
‘Mum, Dad, what’s civilisation?’