Its Outrageous That A Real Space Alien Didnt Get The Role
‘It’s outrageous that a real space alien didn’t get the role.’
‘It’s outrageous that a real space alien didn’t get the role.’
‘Sorry, I don’t have a spare pound today but I plan to have one by 2027.’
‘I prefer filtered coffee.’
‘Looks like they’re finding the discussions frustrating.’
‘They only got £90 million for House of Fraser...’
‘Now I just need to sort out the voiceover.’
‘We used to think it was aliens, but now we think it’s Mrs May running round in circles.’
‘Rich man, poor man, beggar man, person in need of a hug…’
‘This is the last straw.’
‘Just when the glass ceiling’s become a glass floor, we have to worry about upskirting.’
‘On the plus side at least it’s a bit cooler down here.’
Life before phones
‘He just encountered some free speech.’
How your smart devices talk about you when you’re out.
‘And this chart shows who hates who...’
‘At least we’ve got an obesity strategy.’