Davidson
‘Truth be told, I’m struggling to keep up with this gender-fluid business.’
‘Do I drink to excess? Hell, I’ll drink to anything!’
‘Actually, I support Brexit but I love the atmosphere at middle-class protests.’
‘The cat’s playing Brexit again…’
‘There’s an outbreak of Mad Human Disease.’
‘I’ve come as Jo Whiley.’
‘I feel so empty inside.’
‘Nope — still can’t see Brexit.’
‘I didn’t realise there was a service charge.’
‘How many shopping days are there till Brexit?’
‘Well at least we always left a tip.’
Alice in Cineworld
‘The enemy are virtue-signalling to us, sir.’